Four minutes of fame

While chatting with James 'Aerial Telly' Donaghy earlier today on the occasion of his birthday, I learned from Jim that he has been approached by a literary agent about writing a book. When I questioned whether this meant his late 90s magnum opus, Loving the Alien, would finally see the light of day, he said he would only release that work, which features a character not dissimilar to yours truly named Timmy Hudson, "when there's a nuclear attack."