What opposites attract

The number of results returned in English by www.google.com for a selection of antonymous concepts:
White - 685,000,000
Black - 50,700,000
Food - 581,000,000
Drink - 194,000,000
Hunger - 42,200,000
Thirst - 12,900,000
God - 404,000,000
Devil - 101,000,000
Gentile - 13,900,000
Jew - 19,500,000
Jesus - 158,000,000
Mohammed - 27,700,000
Buddha - 26,500,000
Islam - 94,600,000
Christianity - 50,400,000
Capitalism - 24,300,000
Communism - 16,500,000
Love - 954,000,000
Hate - 266,000,000
Cock - 45,000,000
Cunt - 12,300,000
Silence - 95,800,000
Music - 971,000,000
Drive - 491,000,000
Walk - 252,000,000
Dog - 258,000,000
Cat - 380,000,000
Tea - 167,000,000
Coffee - 206,000,000
Celibate - 1,600,000
Promiscuous - 7,280,000.

One-line travel reviews

Tourist boards around the world try and sum up the charms of their city/country/region in one pithy line ('Glasgow's miles better', etc). But two can play at that game. How about these for one-line travel reviews from a friend in SE Asia:
Banda Aceh: an island full of religious nut-jobs.
KL? Full of pot bellied expats and transexual hookers...