Blaine drain

News that David Blaine has resurfaced [sic] in order to perform another of his lame pieces of stunt magic prompted such comments among my (magic) circle of friends as, "I thought that cock had given up", "maybe his breathing apparatus will" and "I would pay to see him disappear up his own arsehole." Truly, not since the mockney zenith of Jamie Oliver has such scorn been heaped on one tedious 'entertainer'.