Don't bother spamming me, I'm just a slimy mollusc!

Well, it seems my blog has come to the attention of the spammers: my last post has attracted 11 bogus comments covering such crucial topics as sugar gliders, bridal showers and budget printing! A message to the spamlords: why waste your time with my little site? I am only a slimy mollusc in the TTLB ecosystem. Why not spam one of the higher beings? Let Michelle Malkin and Matt Drudge have a taste of your bullshit. Lord knows, they have spread enough of their own!