I'm the boss

For those who may have missed it, one of the only two Jews in Afghanistan was buried this week. However, it seems his surviving co-religionist is not exactly in mourning: "He was a very bad man who tried to get me killed," eighty-year old Zebulon Simentov toldAssociated Press, "and now I am the Jew here, I am the boss."
For the full story see:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4206909.stm
Sounds like it would make a great play or screenplay.